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Star Wars: The Card Game
Take command of a Rebel strike force in the Star Wars universe!
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Star Wars quotes you'd rather not hear in bed
Published on 30 August 2011 - 13:37:33

I have a bad feeling about this...

"Truth has power. And if we all gravitate toward similar ideas, maybe we do so because those ideas are true…written deep within us. And when we hear the truth, even if we don't understand it, we feel that truth resonate within us…vibrating with our unconscious wisdom. Perhaps the truth is not learned by us, but rather, the truth is re-called…re-membered…re-cognized…as that which is already inside us."   Peter Solomon, The Lost Symbol

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Reply #1 | Published on 30 August 2011 - 22:47:56

" < name >" i am your father .......

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Reply #2 | Published on 31 August 2011 - 00:22:36

 "You are unwise to lower your DEFENSES!!!"

Why… are these boards… so… slooooooow?

Reply #3 | Published on 31 August 2011 - 09:02:01

I don't care what you smell. 

Just roll the Dice

Reply #4 | Published on 31 August 2011 - 11:45:26

This little one's not worth the effort.

"Truth has power. And if we all gravitate toward similar ideas, maybe we do so because those ideas are true…written deep within us. And when we hear the truth, even if we don't understand it, we feel that truth resonate within us…vibrating with our unconscious wisdom. Perhaps the truth is not learned by us, but rather, the truth is re-called…re-membered…re-cognized…as that which is already inside us."   Peter Solomon, The Lost Symbol

Reply #5 | Published on 31 August 2011 - 12:18:30

 "You, like your father, are now... mine....."

 

[EDIT: Man, I've got a couple of real zingers, but I'm afraid that either of them would get me banned. This is a family-friendly board, right?]

Why… are these boards… so… slooooooow?

Reply #6 | Published on 31 August 2011 - 14:58:02

What a piece of junk!

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Reply #7 | Published on 01 September 2011 - 15:07:45
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Family Friendly =

"I don't like you either."

"I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you'll do as I tell you, okay? "

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Reply #8 | Published on 02 September 2011 - 02:12:13

"Back door, huh? Good idea!"

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me""Back door, huh? Good idea!"

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Reply #9 | Published on 02 September 2011 - 16:11:37

At that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

"Truth has power. And if we all gravitate toward similar ideas, maybe we do so because those ideas are true…written deep within us. And when we hear the truth, even if we don't understand it, we feel that truth resonate within us…vibrating with our unconscious wisdom. Perhaps the truth is not learned by us, but rather, the truth is re-called…re-membered…re-cognized…as that which is already inside us."   Peter Solomon, The Lost Symbol

Reply #10 | Published on 02 September 2011 - 17:48:49

I'd rather kiss the wookiee!

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Reply #11 | Published on 02 September 2011 - 21:57:04

MarthWMaster said:

At that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

that's one of the two I opted not to post! 

Why… are these boards… so… slooooooow?

Reply #12 | Published on 03 September 2011 - 03:07:06

What a wonderful new smell you've discovered. 

Just roll the Dice

Reply #13 | Published on 04 September 2011 - 14:55:09

 This reminds me of an edit I did for a school project. :P Wedge had a serious question for General Dodonna as to where babies come from.

"You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point"

"The target area is only two meters wide"

"It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port"

"The shaft leads directly to the reactor system"

"The shaft is ray shielded so you'll have to use proton torpedoes"

 

And some separate ones.

"Where are you taking this... thing?"

"That's no moon"

He who thinks only about himself will destroy himself.

Reply #14 | Published on 05 September 2011 - 00:21:32

"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

Poop can wait, Time Crisis is now!

Reply #15 | Published on 05 September 2011 - 02:24:33

"I see your shwartz is as big as mine."

 

Oh wait thats space balls lol

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