Actually, I think I'd like to see Shatner to an audio book on the Gothic War.
"Would you like to travel across entire sectors in months, rather than years? Would you like to blast people with warp energy? Would you like to have an extra eye? Come down to Fabius Bile's Gene Emporium, and become a New Man!"
Frenzy charge with axes in the age of orbital bombardment, heavy artillery and heavy bolters?
Motto to life: Let the galaxy burn!
Number of Chapters I'm working on: ~60
Finished Chapters: Smoking Fists
Other projects: Feras (Xenos race)
Touched by the Alien (Dark Heresy Campaign)
"Book of Redemption" How to apologize for ten thousand years of terror and return to the Imperium like nothing's happened OR
How to apologize for various betrayals by the Imperium (Emperor, various Primarchs, Inquisition, and so on) and bring the Chaos-tainted (or Renegade) back like nothing's ever happened.
Boils down to..."I'm sorry I missed your ball game...here's an ice cream."
That Orphanage Attacked Me - Or how my attempt to start a cult near a Schola Progenium went horribly wrong.
Nugle loves me this I know.
Because the puss balls tell me so.
666 HARDCORE CORRUPTED-MASS GAINING MUSCULATION PROGRAM, or how to become the bulkiest, ugliest and most mutated Chaos Space Marine in the whole Eye of Terror, by Arnaold Chaorzenneger
note: The use of Corrupted Homones and Mutated Steroids is necessary to obtain the desired results, and are sold separatly from this book.
Disclaimer:The transformation in a chaos spawn is a possibility and is considered not the responsibility of this product